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Shadow Faye

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About Shadow Faye

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Providence, RI

Joined: 12 years ago on 02/01/07
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“hello, i'm returning from the past as a not spoiled princess but as a real person so. . . take 2?”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“read, write, games, bellydance, pole dance, go to clubs, model, and take care of my myriad of pets”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“ i work as a model and an exotic dancer”

What's your dream job?

“fantasy novelist/alt model... half way there”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“my overweight pug is named Cathrine the Great”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“the stange and the outgoing”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“not for me, tried it several times doesn't work for me”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“jigoku shojo, Claymore, xxxholic”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“i'm fairly varried taste and enjoy most of what i hear”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i read tons of manga and web comics on line, watch movies that are wonerfully bad and play all manners of game”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“templecon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“WOW, final fantasy, azure dreams, heros of might and magic 3, and exalted as my pen and paper RPG of choice”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW”

Jaeger Assignment

Shadow Faye is currently piloting SECRET LUMBERJACK with Socket7

SECRET LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Smothering Groin Blast
  • Headstrong Strike

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous repair services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of undercover battles. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Cumberbatch, a plan to use an experimental, new boner pill to ensure struggle against Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Rumble when the pilots sacrificed two or three unwed mothers in order to save money on car insurance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a homeless man. Not all that aroused by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several seconds doing nothing in a hidden gay bath house. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Found herself by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with sizzling levels of violence, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of some homeless guy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to get a clue, she dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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