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TheLadyShannara

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About TheLadyShannara

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 12 years ago on 02/11/07
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Um f*ck this place”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“no one, unless your nice and wise. Or ya know have demon ferrets”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I would rather give birth to a porcupine that is on fire. Never doing it again. ALSO: never dating anyone from OB ever again! In fact, once my subscription is over, i probably wont renew unless i find friends that put my faith in this website again”

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Jaeger Assignment

TheLadyShannara is currently piloting SLASHER QUARTERBACK with Orion

SLASHER QUARTERBACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Madness Uppercut of Satisfaction
  • Invisible Soup Ladle of Enlightenment

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to basically anybody who asks. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient fried chicken recipe to prolong erectile dysfunction. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Magical when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's kittens in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were eaten by her little brother. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.

Educated at the school of hard knocks where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite impregnating her mother. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and is basically doing alright.

Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best mayhem since gonhorrea destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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