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Age: 35Gender: FLocation: Brighton, MI
Joined: 12 years ago on 02/14/07Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 480 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me,”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I love to meet new interesting people....... I have somewhat of a short attention span so gotta keep going!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“CCity sell pc's ”
What's your dream job?
“being a dirty pirate hooker......lol.....”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Me and my friend got kicked out of the midnight showing of star wars for fighting with our master replica light sabers.......I WON!!”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone down for anything.....i do mean anything! ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FME just getting into them really got suggestions......I'll try anything once ;)”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All kinds......MSI....Porcelain and the Tramps.........Pink Floyd....the Doors......The Steve Miller Band.....and I LOVE mc chris!!!!!!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Ya never know with me”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Uno!! DOA4 geomerty wars..............anything I can get into”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Magentaa is currently piloting CURSED COWBOY with Maxwell's Silver Hammer
CURSED COWBOY's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to soldiers. May be vulnerable to melancholy. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a drug lord. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several seconds sleeping in a seriously shady alley. Each joyful moment was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and is basically doing alright."You, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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