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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Hanover Park, IL
Joined: 10 years ago on 02/17/07Last Visit: 4 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm going to a party in space, and I'm already 20 minutes late.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Kill rats in the sewers of Chicago in hopes of getting a rare drop.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Web and Graphic Designer!”
What's your dream job?
“Working as a designer/creative director for an awesome company like ArenaNet, Blizzard, Google, or Pixar.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Eeehhh. I wouldn't straight out say no, but yeah.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Gunslinger Girl, Haruhi, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Big-O”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Some bands off the top of my head: Muse, Radiohead, Meat Loaf, Galneryus, The Killers, Queen, Thomas Newman, My Chemical Romance, Slow Magic, Chrome Sparks, David Bowie, and The Beatles”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“This is a hard question, I've played so many video games! Here's a couple: Half-Life, Bastion, The Walking Dead, Chrono Trigger, Morrowind/Skyrim, Metal Gear Solid, Mass Effect, Neverwinter Nights, Deus Ex”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“League of Legends, Guild Wars 2, FFXIV, MechWarrior Online”
Erics is currently piloting BLITZKRIEG DANGER with jodiejo
BLITZKRIEG DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash lightning-like offense intended to attack the Kaiju by fingerbanging their feelings. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to explode some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds sleeping in a hidden alley. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step away from the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has no fucking idea what he's doing."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at everything if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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