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About Pez

Age: 43
Gender: M
Location: Jersey City, NJ

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/17/07
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 23 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm feeling fat and sassy!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like writing, and I'm trying to get back into drawing. I've been working on my scuba diver certification as well, I should have my full cert this summer.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Computer Crap (it's a technical term)”

What's your dream job?

“Writing video games :)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I fried my damn iphone by trying to communicate with the ocean through tai chi in BC09 - oh, and I was really drunk”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who don't take themselves so seriously, have a sense of humor, and can deal with nerdy crap”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“No real opinion, haven't had one yet”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Bleach, Gurren Lagaan, Soul Eater, Death Note, Black Lagoon”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Coheed and Cambria, Mars Volta, Queens of the Stone Age, NIN, Radiohead, Foo Fighters”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I do collect cels, and like animation and game artwork. Fan of sci-fi, and plan to write a fantasy / sci-fi type story sometime in the near future...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Did my Con for the year. BC09 WOOOOOO!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Street Fighter 4, Dawn of War 2, Gears of War 2, Rock Band 2”

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Other Online Gaming Info

“SF4, Dawn of War 2, Gears of War, Rock Band 2”

Jaeger Assignment

Pez is currently piloting COURAGEOUS BASTARD with Sister The Penguin

COURAGEOUS BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Laser Whip
  • Elbow-Mounted Needle

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply tricky massages to other Jaeger pilots. At times, commanding officers have complimented the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Greatly aroused by the Kaiju murder of his hamster while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours fucking people up in a hidden homeless shelter. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step closer to being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite killing his best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by the President of what remained of the world.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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