Dia is currently piloting FREEDOM GORILLA with Viewtiful_John
FREEDOM GORILLA's special combat abilities are known to include:
Broken Headbutt of Despair
Vengeance Uppercut
DOSSIER: Job is to supply strategic offense intended to insult the Kaiju by speed-humping their feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of love and tough love. Life was transformed permanently when friends were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she had a sex change. Gradually, she learned the secrets of martial arts. Each grueling moment was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.
Unlocked her inner unicorn at M.I.T. where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of instructors.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and is basically doing alright.
Critics have described her combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."
Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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