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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Arroyo Grande, CA
Joined: 12 years ago on 02/20/07Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 556 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm like a tampon thief...I pull some strings.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Drink. Music. Alcohol. Tobacco. Booze. Becky. Hooch. Crossword Puzzles. Beverage. Video Games that I steal from Becky. Whisky. Also Boobies.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Music major, work at a coffee shop, hitman for hire. ”
What's your dream job?
“Oh Rexy, you're so sexy.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a bamboo cane with a rear view mirror, lucky rabbits foot, and bike horn, that I stole from my wife's parapeligic uncle who has MS”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Transvestite Tug-Boat Captains, and the women who love them.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They suck balls. No literally, when you actually see them, they will suck your balls. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Eva...Bebop...Afro Samurai...The Boondocks”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“South Indian Hindustani Ragas, Late nineteenth century German and French Composers, Southern Delta Blues, Black Jazz, Gypsy Swing, European and Western American Rock, Charles Chaplin, Gregorian Chants, and South West Independent artists.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Sexing Cosplayers. Video Games. D&D.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“World Series of Poker-The Video Game, drunk super smash(ed) brothers, FF12, Super Princess Peach.”
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