DevCore is currently piloting WILDEBEEST CARBUNCLE with Athena
WILDEBEEST CARBUNCLE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Joyfulness Bodyslam
Groin-Mounted Laser Assault
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky repair services to civilians, even during the heartbreak of night-time brawls. As we all know historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Derelict, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. At times, experienced Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a homeless man. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several years doing nothing in a secret field. Each joyful fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.
Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretty much everybody.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite killing a bunch of nerds. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.
Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
"People need to understand, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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