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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Arlington, VA
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/27/07Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“...Hi! ok, now what? ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like to read, and I play with my rats (they are my babies). I like going out with my friends, cooking with friends. Any activity that can be done with a group of people is fun to me.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Right now I work at a gym as a front desk monkey. I'm working on putting together a ceramics studio though. ”
What's your dream job?
“being a potter/secret agent. I would get to do ceramics and blow stuff up. ^.^”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I owned a 3 foot tall Pikachu until about a week ago. My dad "accedentally" threw it out”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone that can deal with my spaz-tacity (Yay! I made a new word!)”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Ranma 1/2, Hellsing, Cowboy Beebop (I need to sit myself down and watch more of that series)”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Almost all. My favorite group is the Barenaked Ladies. But I have very ecclectic tastes in music. I will listen to anything at least once.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like anime, unfortunately I don't have enough time (or enough attention span) to sit and watch very much. I love me some RPGs though...”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I have no idea. Last convention I went to was Otakon last year. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Right now I'm addicted to Okami and Disgiea: Hour of Darkness”
Other Online Gaming Info
“I can play games on the intar-web?”
Covered in Clay is currently piloting GOLDEN BASTARD with lordwindowlicker
GOLDEN BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaeger pilots by improving their party capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Magical, a plan to use an unbelievable, new nuclear weapon to ensure the designated hitter rule. Cannot be damaged by violent enemy attacks. During the Battle Of Topeka, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to unleash devastating attacks while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Not really devastated by the murder of father guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Decided to spend the next several hours training her guts out in a hidden toy store. Each enchanting day was a step toward the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite impregnating the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and has been making some pretty good progress."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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