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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Seattle, WA
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/28/07Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 270 days from now
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“I'm Scandinavian, Korean, Irish, black, and kind of a prick. I don't eat meat or drink. I hit on ladies. Everyone declares jihad in my pants.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“smoke drugs, bake desserts, cook, read the Pali cannon, watch historical documentaries and Korean dramas, irritate my dog, find new music, treat PetCo like a free zoo”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Scoop ice cream, eat ice cream, try not to look too stupid.”
What's your dream job?
“Pastry Chef, Nun, teacher, animator, or Mama.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“The editor of the Seattle Gay News hates me. I feel like that's funny.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People that will play video games with me/Drinking buddies/Not crazy lesbians”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“If I wanted to use my hand all the time I'd stay single.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“just Miyazaki and Sailor Moon”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Doom,Stoner, and Sludge Metal, Classic Rock, Psychedelic/Garage Rock, Early Garage Punk, '80s-'90s alternative, Sitar Ragas, pop”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I play Mario Kart for N64 on a daily basis. My idea of spicing things up is playing Mortal Kombat 4. I'm abnormally good at Tetris for how bad I am at gaming, and am also really into all Pokemon-themed games for N64 and Game Boy (Ruby and earlier)”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Guitar Hero, Tetris, Mario Kart 64, Snake, All Pokemon games for N64 (and GameBoy, pre-Ruby), Mortal Kombat”
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