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Jebisalpha

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About Jebisalpha

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Arroyo Grande, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 03/01/07
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Smart, Too smart in fact. So smart that I feel it's better to be lazy and watch the slightly less smart pass me up... also I like movies.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Sit... in front of the screen most of the time. Also watch movies, and on the rare occasion, bust out the ninja-blacks and go break into friends houses and steal trinkets for them to try and steal back (no joke)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Film student, I film stuff for money (when I can convince people to do so)”

What's your dream job?

“Game Desinger... or Independant film maker. The film one would be less satisfying.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I walked into a bar once... that guy you hear in all the jokes... usually me. I make what I believe is funny (read: not funny) videos on youtube”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Not as fun as they would seem.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cowboy bebop, Trigun, Naruto (Minus the filler), Avatar, Teen Titans. I enjoy all animation though, as I find it an amazing art form”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“To name a few: Techno, trance, house, r&b, drum and bass, gabba, j-pop, j-rock, hard rock, classic rock, 80s hair rock, 70's groove, 8bit music, rap, country, celtic, marching band, video game, inde. Apperently it's too 'generic' to say everything”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a begining film buff, and I love animations, of all kinds. I'm trying to amass a knowlage of both subjects as fast as I possibly can while still being lazy. So far it's MADNESS!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I've come to the realization that I only go to conventions because my friends like to go to conventions. Press is fun too. But apperently no one wants me to be press.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm a transiant gamer, or how I like to refer to it "Locust gamer" I feed on one or two games for 3-5 weeks, then move on. Lately, Warcraft III, Team Fortress 2, and other junk”

Steam Nickname

“Jebisalpha”

Other Online Gaming Info

“not any enough for people to see me online.”

Jaeger Assignment

Jebisalpha is currently piloting THUNDERING AVENGER with meow403

THUNDERING AVENGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Manticore's Caress
  • Inflamed Ear Headbutt

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of desperate battles. At times, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their lovemaking abilities. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and have an unequaled ability to eradicate some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the tranquil suburbs of Mexico City. Profoundly aroused by the cyborg conversion of his favorite hobo lover because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. As time progressed, he mastered the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each surpising day was a step closer to the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.

Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite impregnating his copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by his first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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