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Mr. Francis York Morgan

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About Mr. Francis York Morgan

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Sewell, NJ

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/02/07
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 27 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I got many tattoos.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play table-top, discuss plans for the future, work with friends towards getting their goals off the ground. You know, anything to avoid my life.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Linguist, Proofearder, as(s)piring Librarian.”

What's your dream job?

“Realistically? Something remarkably dull, maybe a librarian. Fantastically? A hero's guru.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I can stand on one foot and stack five dice on my palm. Or seven, if someone else is doing it. Crazy how that works, huh?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone that can tolerate my idioscrycies.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I believe they can succeed if both individuals are honest about what they need on the second long-dsitance date. If they're not, there will be issues. One will over-reach, the other will act unrealistically submissive. It becomes a faulty foundation.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GTO/Shonan Junai Gumi. Wapsi square. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Electro Swing, Alternative, New Wave.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Not many. I love an absurd amount, but don't watch or read them often.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Planescape: Torment, Jet Grind Radio, Dynamite Headdy, Earthbound, Way of the Samurai, Deus Ex, Wasteland 2, Shadowrun Returns”

Steam Nickname

“Queen Memory”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“psn: Fronkets”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Very few”

Jaeger Assignment

Mr. Francis York Morgan is currently piloting GUARDIAN STALKER with planethalia

GUARDIAN STALKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shark's Mallet
  • Billion-Nippletwister Thrust of Suffering

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by fortifying their sensual capabilities. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Hogwarts, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. Life didn't really change much when imaginary friends were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Soon, he mastered the techniques of babysitting. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Educated at Yale where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a tiger with sizzling power, termed "Ferocious Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of hippies.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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