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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: San Antonio, TX
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/05/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Sometimes, I write shitty poetry. Sadly, I have enough sense about me to NOT post in anywhere online. Too bad for you, because mocking it would be terrible fun. Also, I smoke. I've been told this could possibly maybe be important.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Drink lots of Red Bull, sing along to Broadway soundtracks, and play in Photoshop. Usually until the very wee hours of the night/morning.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a gas wench at a little teensy store for a huge monolithic company. The best and worst part is chasing away the bums that threaten you with knives and/or pray to the store itself in a fit of drunkencrazy.”
What's your dream job?
“Writing snarky articles for an offensive website. Well, to be honest, anything that can't be nicknamed something Cheney probably calls his dirty little secret in bed. *shudder*”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have these horrifically pink panties that say "Make Love, Not War" on them.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Metallic. That'd be nifty. Shiny, like Silver Surfer, but better people skills.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Insanely difficult, but never worth ruling out altogether. Very much like eating something strange from the recess of your fridge when very very hungry and poor.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL (which I'm beginning to think is an automatic on anyone's list, if only to feel all cool and punktastic yet still approachable), Snow Drop, Kimi wa Pet, Gundam Wing, and does Blue Monday count, or is that too American?”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All kinds, as long as they are free from the phrases "show me yo grillz" or "I'm boss-ay!" I do like rap, just, not the obnoxious shit all the cool folks get jiggy with. (Oh god, saying that made me feel old.)”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Tetris, Poker, Steambot Chronicles (where every character is the gayest gay that ever gayed *see: Dandelion*), and my old tabletop Serenity/Firefly game where I was a kick ass field medic...”
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