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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Bronx, NY
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/06/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I punch old people in the face. Also, I enjoy reading books by Salinger. And napping. And affection. And lying about punching old people in the face. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I er...go to college. Also, work retail. At night, I'm forced to suck the blood of the living and draw it out of myself into an I.V. so that Mick Jagger can live forever.”
What's your dream job?
“Anything that is not my job now. Perhaps Owner of Free Candy-Made Playground is open? But I'm really an Enligh/Psych major hoping to be a(n) Writer/Actress/Psychologist. Yay me.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a set of tea cups that--get this--are ridiculously undersized! What purpose could such small items serve?! Oh, Mal, you card. You've done it again.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone who can do a line of pixie stix dust like it's cocaine, and can also levitate koalas, and also enjoys depressing animes with sexually ambiguous main characters, and also is hot. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“So this is where it all started.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Gundam Wing, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Excel Saga, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Bleach, Paranoia Angent, Magic Knight Rayearth, Wolf's Rain, Shin-chan, Lucky Star, Lupin the 3rd, Rurouni Ke-ranattaspace”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I'm a hoge-podge of the abnormal. I'm Panic! At The Disco meets Queen meets The Carpenters meets System of a Down, meets My Chemical Romance, meets Pat Benetar, meets Nightmare of You meets Billy Joel meets Incubus meets the Darkwing Duck soundtrack ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Hmm? Well, that one's kind of obvious. I collect manga, some really nice posters and---STFU, crackah! This ain't no dancin' animuu!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anything in NYC. I miss BAAF...”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Metal Gear Solid 3, Kingdom Hearts II, Elite Beat Agents, Katamari Damaci, Megaman X4, Tekken 5, Resistance: Fall Of Man, DDR, Rhapsody, Kirby games, Loco roco, Animal Crossing, Super Smash Bros., Things That Involve Pancake Attacks.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“This page makes me so sad now.”
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