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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Austin, TX
Joined: 12 years ago on 03/06/07Last Visit: 12 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 190 days from now
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“i like to teach small children to question authority by abusing small animals and then convert them to satanism using simple magic tricks. other than that i am highly curious indv. who will try anything if it might make a good story.”
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What do you do for fun?
“hiking, mountain biking, things w/ small boats and paddles (including those swan paddle boats), practice running w/ scissors. I run the UT 'Shave the Squirrels' club - a humanitarian effort to help our furry friends in the dead heat of summer”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“UT student, pursue genetic imperitive - 10 bucks says i'm avoiding studying, looking for my freaking cat”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i have been struck by lightning, nailed my foot to the floor, and opened a portal to hell in my car ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“extrovert nerd, wicked sense of humor”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“no - not unless you are a robot, and even then you have to have rocket boots (not a pack or jet or anything it has to be boots)”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“evangelion, ranma 1/2, elfin lied, bleach, Naruto, Full Metal alchemist, inu yasha... others i can't spell”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“the kind which make fat childen cry - also dinsey sound tracks”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“most anime that involves large robots, gender confusion, and yelling till you get more powerful. ocationally i dable in the tabletop RPG (silverage/ serenity/ oldschool etc)”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“trying to get into it - any suggestions?”
Into games? List your favorites!
“yes - ones where i can be evil”
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