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Slade xTekno

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About Slade xTekno

Age: 26
Gender: M
Location: Washington, DC

Joined: 7 years ago on 03/06/07
Last Visit: 1 hour ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a robot. ”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“Some things include rock climbing, SCA heavy combat, Magic: the Gathering, whatever tabletop campaign the DM is currently running, and meditation.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Full-time student and jack-of-all-trades. Also, In-n-Out drone and private tutor. ”

What's your dream job?

“I'm still trying to figure that out...”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“http://www.etsy.com/transaction/14400923, made by OB member Duck. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Independent and driven, with a good sense of humor. Also, Tifa cosplayers. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've seen them work, but I'd rather not. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Spice and Wolf, FLCL, One Piece, FMP:Fumuffu?, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Code Geass, Jing [manga]”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Just about anything I can move or relax to. The Hush Sound, The Strokes, Lily Allen, Paramore, Lady Gaga, Kate Nash, Electronic, Anime and VG Soundtracks, Classical...”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm not as into anime/manga as I used to be, but there are a couple I like to keep up with. Gaming-wise, I prefer FPSs, but I enjoy an RPG every once in a while. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AnimeLA (tentative), MAGFest (tentative) BootyCon 2011, AnimeExpo 2011. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Team Fortress 2, Deus Ex”

Steam Nickname

“slade_xtekno”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2”

Jaeger Assignment

Slade xTekno is currently piloting RACER RACER with Corey Hart

RACER RACER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Oozing Stomp
  • Raging Bodycheck of Justice

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their defensive power. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient doomsday device to ensure this war for human survival. Impervious to emotions. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Magical when the pilots sacrificed several hundred psychopaths in order to save several terabytes of pornography. In the past, commanding officers have wished that the pilots would improve their oral hygiene. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was deeply in love with her. Life didn't really change much when nipples were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of baking. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite annoying the shit out of his best friend. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and is basically doing alright.

So-called experts have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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