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Colbalt Kodachi

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About Colbalt Kodachi

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Lansing, MI

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/08/07
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Im like a young Happosai from Ranma 1/2. I dont want Noodz I "neeed" noodz.”

What do you do for fun?

“Try to do flash programming.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Tormenting friends in amusing ways.”

What's your dream job?

“Airship Pilot (Think FF), and or Catboy. Creative input for game developers.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“NOOdz!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ask me! RoCo:Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo Co:Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Azumanga Daioh Act:Hellsing, Blue Gender Dra:Infinite Ryvius, Chrono Crusade Ho:Elfen Lied, Boogiepop Phantom 18+:GoldenBoy, Colorful Film:Princess Monoke Non:Teen Titans, Clone High”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Classic Rock, Tecnho, Anime based music(J-Pop?), sea shanties & some experimental. MSI, The Pillows, Lilly Allen, The Prodigy, E Nomine. Anime artists:Yoko Kanno(GITS), Yuki Kajiura(.hack), The Pillows(FLCL) & Nobuo Uematsu.(FF). Suggestions welcome!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anime fan. Anime relate music. Guild Wars 2, Minecraft”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FF 7,9&6, Chrono Cross, Baldurs Gate II, Skies of Arcadia, Nocturnal Illusions(18+),Seasons of the Sakura(18+),Prince of Persia:Sands of Time(PS2),Destroy All Humans, Grandia, The Longest Journey, Legends of Dragoon, Hellgate:London HELL YEAH!”

Steam Nickname

“I like Steam”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Maytag?”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Need more Airships”

Jaeger Assignment

Colbalt Kodachi is currently piloting MOIST BRAWLER with Chib

MOIST BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Mallet
  • Million-Nippletwister Barrage of Happiness

DOSSIER: Role is to perform strategic offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Nightmare, a plan to use a game-changing, secret aggressive handjob technique to end Obamacare. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by robots in the affluent foothills of New York. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. As time progressed, he mastered the art of baking. Each withering moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a bull with surprising brutality, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite infuriating the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Experts have described his robot piloting style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest mayhem since my dad destroyed all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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