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Jemstone

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About Jemstone

Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Milpitas, CA

Joined: 7 years ago on 03/24/07
Last Visit: 12 hours ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 87 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a book, movie, and game fan. I write freelance for various RPG companies, have been a villain in a regular webcomic, work for a major internet media corporation, and like dressing up in strange costumes to have fun. I also do a mean Joker.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I go to science fiction and fantasy conventions, as well as ren faires and the ocassional SCA event or LARP.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work as a Media Operations tech at a certain internet media company that has a Y in its name. I freelance as a supervillain... er, RPG writer for R. Talsorian Games and I run Atomic Rocket Games”

What's your dream job?

“I want to be an author and RPG developer. And a dad, but that's a ways off, I guess.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I am a font of Monty Python and Eddie Izzard quotes. I love me some british comedy - Red Dwarf, Coupling, Chef...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I want to meet a woman who makes me laugh, enjoys costuming, movies, and can hold her own in a conversation. I tend to make friends of guys who are crazy like me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've tried them. They're difficult, but can be rewarding”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Berserk, Cowboy Bebop, Last Exile, Batman: TAS, Superman/Batman comics, Y: The Last Man, Green Lantern, Hellblazer, Neverwhere, the list goes on.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Just about anything. I have everything from Atomship to David Bowie to Queensryche to Bow Wow Wow to Run DMC on my Ipod”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I play RPG's (and write them), enjoy anime that doesn't involve the monster-of-the-minute, and enjoy comics and graphic novels. I own just about every game console except for the bulk of the Sony stable, for personal reasons.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“NorWesCon in April, BayCon in May, the Sterling Forest Ren Faire in NY this coming August, the Casa De Fruta Ren Faire this October.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Video Games - I'm a Halo Junkie, and I love me some Sonic Rush on the DS. I don't play a lot of PS games, though. Sony stopped getting my money a while back. And, of course, tabletop RPG's and the ocassional foray into an MMO or sommat.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Deremetria”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW (Nazgrel these days)”

Jaeger Assignment

Jemstone is currently piloting AMAZON BLOOMER with GimmeCat

AMAZON BLOOMER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Poisonous Blaster
  • Foot-Mounted Boomerang

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply perilous blowjobs to soldiers, even during the frenzy of covert skirmishes. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Freedom, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to destroy some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Greatly affected by the murder of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. Gradually, he learned the art of mayhem. Each sexual fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled on the streets where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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