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Devi

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About Devi

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: San Martin, CA

Joined: 7 years ago on 03/24/07
Last Visit: 7 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am the patron saint of kittens.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I enjoy bowling, billiards, mini golf, dancing, visiting museums, stalking animals, playing video games and making funny faces.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Fancy fashion student and cashier-slave.”

What's your dream job?

“Alternative model, costume shop owner, photographer, gothic boutique owner, burlesque dancer, roller derby girl.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I know the entire soup crimp from the Mighty Boosh.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone whose finances I can drain and then abandon for the next sugar daddy. Eh, I mean a nice guy. Yea, that's it.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Definitely not preferred, but I'll consider it depending on the person.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Franken Fran, Elfen Lied, Azumanga Daioh, Tsubasa Chronicles, Chobits, xxxHOLiC, Bizenghast, FLCL. That's about it so far.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“psychobilly, ska, surf, swing, industrial, punk, all kinds of stuff; My fave bands are currently The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Cake, Beirut and Amanda Palmer.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I cosplay, collect comics, lunch boxes and toys. I also played Shadowrun with my friends when we had our GM.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Fanime and DragonCon!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Portal 1 and 2, Bioshock 1 and 2, cooking mama, Stubbs the zombie, psychonauts.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Devi1313”

Jaeger Assignment

Devi is currently piloting EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO with spyrral

EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Austistic Machine Gun
  • Thousand-Choke-Hold Tantrum

DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash sporadic offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. May be vulnerable to bad advice. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Unicorn when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save a single flower. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju brains.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the peaceful suburbs of an average American small town. Existence threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of drinking. Each withering moment was a step toward being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.

Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by God himself.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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