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Grundle

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About Grundle

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Junction City, OR

Joined: 11 years ago on 03/25/07
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Status: Airlocked
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

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Jaeger Assignment

Grundle is currently piloting DEFIANCE PASSION with Lovex

DEFIANCE PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Wondrous Whip
  • Headstrong Ear Blast of Despair

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious tax advice to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of covert lovemaking. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and religion. Not really affected by the Kaiju murder of his hamster when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he reached puberty. As time progressed, he learned the secrets of flatulence. Each withering day was a step toward the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Became high school valedictorian despite excessive body odor because of his burning passion to succeed.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite infuriating his mother. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by God himself.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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