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Age: 43Gender: MLocation: Austin, TX
Joined: 12 years ago on 04/08/07Last Visit: 4 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Howdy. Let me just start by saying that I'm not here to steal your car and subjugate your women...”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Some times I run for fun. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right?”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Work, play, think. That kinda stuff.”
What's your dream job?
“Harem quality control...”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a monkey playing a guitar that was carved from a coconut.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“The smiley type that'll let me know whether or not the green people are real.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They can be tough.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Space Adventure Cobra, Maison Ikkoku, Ghost in the Shell, Grandizer, Violinist of Hameln.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All kinds. I like musical oddities and covers, but other than that, I'll listen to just about anything that strikes my mood.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like older anime. Ones with giant robot names that end in -zer or Robo. Ghost in the Shell is keen, and Space Adventure Cobra is my favorite. I'll play almost any type of game known to man (or woman)... at least once.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Project A-kon, maybe Aggiecon and AnimeFest.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“RPGs! Board or table top. I actually, play a weekly game on thursdays (was D&D, now Cyberpunk), and I run Deadlands once a month. And there are other seasonal games. Oh, and I play a bit on the computer. I also have a few Wii and DS games.”
“EvilJorge, I think.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“I've played EQ, EQ2, SWG, WoW, and AO. Lately, though, I've been beta testing Lord of the Rings Online, and I occasionally play City of Heroes/Villains.”
EvilJorge is currently piloting DANGER GUARDIAN with StuMan1337
DANGER GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Frequently, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to break some Kaiju feelings.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Not really devastated by the Kaiju murder of his hamster at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Soon, he mastered the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each sexual moment was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.Found himself at Sweet Valley High where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with erotic passion, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the attention of nudists.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing his best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and is basically doing alright.Experts have described his sensual kissing style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee sexually dominated people left and right."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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