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About Xyloctice

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: North York, ON

Joined: 10 years ago on 04/17/07
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“My hovercraft is full of eels!!! It's an ongoing problem, so far I've been unable to find a workable solution that will allow for the eels to exist while leaving my hovercraft driveable. It's a pickle I tells ya.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I've been known to shower.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I do nothing, I hunt for work and seem to be in need of a larger gun. I was a cook for many years and thinking I might as well make a career of that. We shall see.”

What's your dream job?

“Is there a job where you play video games until your eyes bleed? I'll take two.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Pants... That word is hilarious and I own some, so, that's like doubly awesome.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Looking to meet someone fun, smart, cute, umm, alive would also be nice. How's that for starters?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're not so bad at first, then it just gets bad if it has to stay that way.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I'm not so into anime or manga these days. Though I have become sadly hooked by Powerpuff Girls Z and I usually watch the Transformers in the original Japanese when new series come out. Also, does Cutey Honey the Live count?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds. The newest Eagles of Death Metal has not disappointed. I do miss my Rocket from the Crypt though. The farther from the top 40, the happier I am. Ever heard of Hayseed Dixie?”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I own too many toys, play lots of video games and watch far, far too much tv. Cartoons rock the very ground upon which I stand.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I swear on all that is holy, aka my pants, that I will go to PAX in '08. Hmm, I see that I failed at that, and then this year too! Yay for fail!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Hooked on the RPGs, though my PS3 has been mostly a video player what with divx support added. But lets just say Disgaea and that should explain it, Disgaea 2 on the PSP right now.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Not much for the MMOs anymore, can't stand the grinding. I was in Galaxies for the first year (Ahazi server represent!), played some City of Heroes. I mostly just play games with friends on the consoles, that way if they're dicks I can punch them.”

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