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Britishly Delicious

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About Britishly Delicious

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: London, England

Joined: 10 years ago on 04/29/07
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 508 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm for British Eyes Only.”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“Shopping, hanging out with friends, I love cooking because I'm a huge fattie.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“IT Business Analyst for a large bank, working on Wealth & Investments.”

What's your dream job?

“Lush Product Developer, yeahhhhh”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“A Daddy TARDIS, a Mummy TARDIS and a Baby TARDIS.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who I can comfortably be silly with and who'll stick it in my butt.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hard work but you can't help who you love and you'll do all you can to be with them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FLCL, Bleach, Naruto, Hellsing and One Piece”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Indie style pop and rock at the moment, of Montreal, Los Campesinos! and The Cribs are probably my most recent favourites.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Going to MAGfest, yayyyyy!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Blizzard is my weakness, oh and I compulsively buy each new FF game just in case the new ones turn out to be any good.”

Jaeger Assignment

Britishly Delicious is currently piloting BASTARD ERECTION with lowcutskeleton

BASTARD ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Leopard's Whip
  • Billion-Tackle Spasm Assault

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of full-force brawls. At times, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and church-going. Life was transformed permanently when parents were seduced by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of drinking. Each erotic day was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because of his burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with erotic sensuality, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite killing his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

So-called experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass bullshit", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.


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