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nalfien

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About nalfien

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Newark, DE

Joined: 6 years ago on 06/11/07
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a nerd, rare on this site, I know. Can't think of anything else right now, prolly update this later.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I watch a lot of TV, mostly nerdy stuff like Reboot and Babylon 5. Oh, and Doctor Who.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I do tech support for a web hosting company.”

What's your dream job?

“Not entirely sure. Probably Airline pilot, but as I'm training to be a computer jockey, its doubtful I'll ever make that.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a webcomic, I suppose that counts (comic.deathofnames.com, only thirteen so far, but there they are)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone I can enjoy my time with, I'm really not picky.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm sure they can work for some people, but I don't think I could handle one.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yakitate Japan, Hellsing, Excel Saga, Last Exile, Prefectural Earth Defense Force, Fight! ICZER One, Genocyber, Silent Service, Battle Royale”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Too many to mention, pretty much anything except most rap, and most country, but there are exceptions.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I watch anime, read manga, and play video games.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Probably AnimeUSA”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Half-Life (1 & 2), Tron 2.0, Silent Hill (all of them), Resident Evil (everything except Gun Survivor), Grand Theft Auto (whole series), Duck Hunt, Diablo II, Starcraft, Warcraft (2 & 3), Harvest Moon (I am the corn master!), FEAR, Time Crisis series”

Steam Nickname

“nalfien”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“lord nalfien”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Used to do WoW, now Counter-Strike occasionally, and that's about it. Harvest Moon MMORPG FTW (I wish).”

Jaeger Assignment

nalfien is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS LUMBERJACK with Jesus

RAMBUNCTIOUS LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Knuckles
  • Million-Blast Seizure Storm

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky massages to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of high-speed battles. Certainly that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Rumble when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of children in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. Frequently, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the peaceful slums of Seattle. Deeply aroused by the conversion to Islam of his hamster when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a secret temple. Each erotic moment was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being completely blind because of his burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by his commanding officer.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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