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Squee

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About Squee

Age: 29
Gender: M
Location: Marquette, MI

Joined: 7 years ago on 06/13/07
Last Visit: 54 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 241 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“low-speed high-drag”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I roast my own coffee. I like tattoos and piercings, the SCA (primarily Heavy Combat), Motorcycles, and Metalsmithing”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Almost done with a BFA in metalsmithing. I'm also currently doing fiberglass work with a local prop studio.”

What's your dream job?

“Self employed, with my own metalworking shop, doing art and custom metalwork”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I almost cried when I had to shave all my hair off to go back to the Army.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Intelligent, sarcastic, nerdy, funloving, sexy, adventuresome etc.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are both the best and worst thing that can happen in a relationship.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Gungrave, Gasaraki”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Classic Rock, instrumentals and ballads (my dirty pleasure)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like video games and some anime.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'm awaiting the next BC location announcement with bated breath.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Borderlands 2, CS:GO, Fallout, Skyrim, DayZ”

Steam Nickname

“vanderpm”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Borderlands 2, CS:GO, Tribes: Ascend”

Jaeger Assignment

Squee is currently piloting THROBBING ROBO with HeavyArmsDan

THROBBING ROBO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quivering Wedgie
  • Mustache-Mounted Mallet Armageddeon

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane massages to other Jaeger pilots. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each erotic moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Oxford where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with never-before-seen power, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the praise of nudists.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite infuriating his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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