KitAdrian

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Beaverton, OR

Joined: 13 years ago on 07/28/07
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KitAdrian is currently piloting BINGO PERIL with Oleander

BINGO PERIL's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Knowledge Headbutt
• Eagle's Headbutt

DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by improving their weapons power. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Ragnarok, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing doomsday device to end the designated hitter rule. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the art of sexual touching. Each erotic beat-down was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with unbeatable passion, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.