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Winter

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About Winter

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Washington, DC

Joined: 7 years ago on 08/14/07
Last Visit: 19 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Struggling theater artist and wandering spirit. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Cook. Making homemade icecream is my newest hobby. I also love to travel. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Day job: Typical DC administratve work. By night: event planner and theater director. ”

What's your dream job?

“Independent Millionaire and Patron of the Arts”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own three of the four "Nightmare" VCR board games from the 90's. If you have a line on "Nightmare III", let me know. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Not a fan. Relationships are about intimacy, and I don't see how that can be maintained wihtout being in each other's presence on a regular basis.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm totally stuck in the 90's! Alt/punk/classic rock, a little techno, hip-hop. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Fallout 3/New Vegas, the whole damn Half-Life and Final Fantasy series, Geometry Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Bioshock”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“sgdc insomniac”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW (usually to be found on H-Antonidas)”

Jaeger Assignment

Winter is currently piloting BEEFCAKE TYPHOON with MikeHello

BEEFCAKE TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Fist-Mounted Battle-Axe
  • Doom Blast of Retribution

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert skirmishes. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Sword when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's orphans in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. At times, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' general cleanliness. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours getting his ass kicked in a hidden toy store. Each grueling day was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Found himself in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by by popular demand.

Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing bullshit", while others have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Godzilla destroyed your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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