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diqitaldreams

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About diqitaldreams

Age: 30
Gender: F
Location: Queens, NY

Joined: 10 years ago on 01/04/04
Last Visit: 21 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Shh...you see nothing.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Manga, Games, Gym, etc.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a floater. I have a job but I don't consider this my career :P”

What's your dream job?

“Ruling the world. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My dog...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who entertains me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm open. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Onegai Teacher, Trinity Blood, Samurai Champloo, FMA, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, NGE, too much to list.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“No preference. If it's good, I like.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“WoW, Counter-Strike (1.6), Unreal Tournament , Heroes of Newerth-- PC for now, I don't have time for consoles :P”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Nevar! Unless cool people are going.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Dead or Alive Series, Soul Calibur(any), Devil May Cry, Tetris and...Persona 2, Counter Strike, WoW -- yeah yeah, I know.”

Steam Nickname

“fayeth”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW - Tichondrius Mother fekkin druids! / Heroes of Newerth - Cemmirri/Tenebrai”

Jaeger Assignment

diqitaldreams is currently piloting UNSTOPPABLE PASSION with Ryan the Lion

UNSTOPPABLE PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shoulder-Mounted Cudgel
  • Forlorn Ear Dropkick of Confusion

DOSSIER: Job is to supply strategic offense intended to attack the Kaiju by destroying their limbs. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Panty Raid, a plan to use a game-changing, secret atomic missile to ensure this war for human survival. Cannot be damaged by violent enemies. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of an average American small town. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours trying to get laid in a hidden toy store. Each enchanting moment was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because she was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with unbeatable passion, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the attention of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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