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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Mount Vernon, OH
Joined: 11 years ago on 10/01/07Last Visit: 5 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“26 yr old, 6 foot, 210lbs, and a gamer (pen and paper or electronic) all the way.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Nerd it up? Play MTG, i've played Dungeons & Dragons but prefer Shadowrun 4E.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Working at a clock shop right now. Perfect for getting parts for steampunk outfits ^_^”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Got stuck in Akihabara in Tokyo one night, so i stayed all night in an internet cafe! (weirdest. experience. EVER. Lets just say drunken Japanese businessman getting sick outside my sleeping cubicle isn't fun.)”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They work if you apply yourself to them.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Kenshin, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, R.O.D, Blood+, FLCL, Vampire Hunter D, Psychic Academy, Death Note, Jing King of Bandits, Kenichi, Darker Than Black”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Everything. Honestly. I have one of the most eclectic music collections on the planet. Sans country. Sorry.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Not a big fan of shoujo, other than that though, LOVE anime. Play a lot of MMO's, message me if you want to know more.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Origins, Ohayocon, Mid Ohio Comicon”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Halo 1,2,3,Reach,4, WoW, Guild Wars (1&2), Final Fantasy series AND the Tactics series (FFTA:2 ftw), Guitar Hero, Star Ocean 2 and 3.”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW, TF2, Left 4 Dead 1+2, Halo 4, Terraria”
Searos is currently piloting UNTAMED SLEDGEHAMMER with the.avidpedestrian
UNTAMED SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to basically anybody who asks. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. In the past, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. Not really devastated by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several years battling for his life in a secret youth hostel. Each sexual fuck-up was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite killing his copilot. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.Following the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything he taught you and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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