Tiara

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Catonsville, MD

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 7 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tiara is currently piloting LION DYNAMITE with cleversmartass

LION DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Flaming Foot Bodycheck
• Shoulder-Mounted Battle-Axe Thrust

DOSSIER: Job is to support civilians by augmenting their defensive capabilities. During the Battle Of Antarctica, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to fuck shit up while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and church-going. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she had a sex change. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of oral hygeine. Each withering moment was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with erotic passion, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the admiration of hippies.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite impregnating her best friend. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.