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About squallsoft

Age: 31
Gender: M
Location: Wilmington, DE

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Sean.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Sew, peruse etsy and ebay, try new beer, juggle balls, outdoorsy stuff, etc.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Graduated from Temple University in Japan in 2010, taking some classes again now though.”

What's your dream job?

“I don't know what specifcally it would be, but I would be happy to do it everyday, or at the very least not have it increase my likelihood of committing suicide.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was a male cheerleader in highschool.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Think about the movie 'Blade', a half vampire, half mortal. All the benefits of being a vampire, with none of the weaknesses. This is essentially what I'm looking for in Otaku form. You like video games and anime, but still take baths, etc.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?


Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Eh, I don't feel like it. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I watch some anime, and I love video games. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I went to Tokyo Game Show in Chiba in 2009, 2010, and 2012, would like to go to PAX east or prime sometime, maybe see the Giantbomb panel.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden, Viewtiful Joe, Zelda , Ratchet and Clank, Jak , Metal Gear Solid, Zone of the Enders, Okami, Mass Effect, anything good that's not an FPS or sports game really.”

Jaeger Assignment

squallsoft is currently piloting SAVIOR KANSAI with Honey Badger

SAVIOR KANSAI's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Three-Way Knife
  • Penis-Mounted Knife of Knowledge

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash lightning-like offense intended to attack the Kaiju by fingerbanging their friends. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Derelict when the pilots sacrificed many Shake Shacks in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and have an unequaled ability to eradicate some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the dangerous slums of Madagascar. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several years fighting for survival in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Stanford where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with his copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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