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Belle-Etoile

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About Belle-Etoile

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 6 years ago on 10/29/07
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello, I'm Kat ~ I love dinosaurs, Lewis Carroll, pin-up art, tea parties, & Tom Jones.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm an actress (film & voice) & model ~ I'm also a maid at a cosplay cafe ("meido kissa").”

What's your dream job?

“Disney Princess”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ai Yazawa (Nana & Paradise Kiss) * Battle Royale * CLAMP (Chobits, Magic Knights Rayearth, & xxxHolic) * Death Note * Kaori Yuki (Angel Sanctuary & Godchild) * Revolutionary Girl Utena * Rose Of Versailles * Sailor Moon * Yuu Watase (Ayashi No Ceres,”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“classic rock ~ opera ~ trip-hop”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“cosplay & gaming”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Expo & Comic-Con”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy ~ Kingdom Hearts ~ Street Fighter”

Jaeger Assignment

Belle-Etoile is currently piloting CUTTER ANGEL with sky

CUTTER ANGEL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Affectionate Missiles
  • Mustache-Mounted Machine Gun

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to other Jaegers. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Resilient Asshole, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the tranquil suburbs of New York. Somewhat devastated by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Eventually, she mastered the secrets of flatulence. Each joyful lesson was a step toward the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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