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Age: 33Gender: MLocation: Newtown Square, PA
Joined: 14 years ago on 02/19/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“The fuck you say?”
What do you do for fun?
“SOCCER! I'm a season ticket holder to the Philadelphia Union, member of the Sons of Ben, I play in casual adult leagues, and I generally let MLS consume much of my internet time. I also enjoy biking, rollerblading, swimming, and photography.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Web developer for George's Music; seasonal costume designer for Terror Behind the Walls at Eastern State Penitentiary.”
What's your dream job?
“I don't really know. Lots of money for little work that I enjoy doing helps. I'm happy where I am right now.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I've obsessively casemodded all my consoles so they're blue or black. Mostly blue.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Huge goddamn dorks with open minds. Basically, people with a nice carefree outlook on life like mine.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Shitsux after a while; if it's for real, close that gap as soon as you can.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I watch a lot of shit. Hard to say what my favorites are.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Rock (mostly Classic), chiptunes/electronica, and a limited smattering of everything else. Music is passion.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Cosplayer since 2002; I enjoy sewing and generally making shit. I have a large collection of Sonic the Hedgehog games.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Yearly usuals: MAGFest, Katsucon, PAX East, Colossalcon, AnimeNEXT. Plus one or two more.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Platformers, shmups, puzzle and music games are my favorite, but I play pretty much everything.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Oshi is currently piloting COMET ERECTION with Exploding Alex
COMET ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky blowjobs to other Jaeger pilots. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Freedom, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing doomsday device to ensure psoraisis. During the Battle Of Paris, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. At times, homeless men have envied the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by robots in the idyllic swamps of an average American small town. Deeply devastated by the cyborg conversion of father at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several years getting his ass kicked in a seriously shady robot repair shop. Each joyful day was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by his first grade teacher."Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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