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Age: 32Gender: FLocation: Rosedale, MD
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/21/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“I am really awesome and love boobies. ”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“Drink and Eat!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Florist and Single Events Organizer”
What's your dream job?
“Event Organizer and doing Florals”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“For some reason when I heard of the website Workfromyourhammack.com I thought the job would be peeing into box.... I dunno”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with a touch of evil! ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Black Bird, Shinobi Life, Full Metal Alchemist”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“BOA, Crystal Kay, Utada, M-FLO, Amy Winehouse, Corrine Bailey Rae, Lily Allen, Paramore, Tegan and Sara, Meg and Dia, Fefe Dobson ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching Asian Dramas... Oppa, Kajima...”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Bootycon, Magfest, NYCC”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Metal Gear Solid, Indigo Prophecy, Star Ocean, Katamari Damacy, Twlight Princess”
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May the Lord Have Marcy is currently piloting BURLY SERAPHIM with SamuriSmurfX
BURLY SERAPHIM's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a terrifying cyborg. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several years masturbating in a filthy warehouse. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that that her sense of honor demanded.Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea destroyed most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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