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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Dallas, TX
Joined: 11 years ago on 02/23/04Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Founding Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am a licensed Massage Therapist & for the right price I can and will touch you in amazing ways ;)”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I Pro Wrestle on the weekends.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I rub people for money”
What's your dream job?
“Doing massage for a sports team, athletic department or Pro Wrestler”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I spent 30 minutes talking to a girl, thinking we were gonna hook up only for her to tell me she had a penis!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They could work. They might not work. Just depends on the effort people put into them.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun, Gankutsuou, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Princess Mononoke, Naruto, Bleach, & Blade of the Immortal...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I listen to all types of music. I don't really dislike any certain genre, besides Country and some Rap”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Don't go to very many”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy Tactics, KOTOR, Diablo 2, Tekken, Soul Caliber, Mass Effect, All things Bioware, etc.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Gears of War, Halo sometimes. ”
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