skyknyt Buster Machine No. 1436
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About skyknyt Age: 37 Gender: M Location: Long Beach, CA Joined: 14 years ago on 02/23/04 Last Visit: 6 days ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm pretty much a monster in human skin.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I ban people.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Spartacus and the Sun Beneath the Sea”
skyknyt is currently piloting
MAIDEN EXCELLENCE with Grail
MAIDEN EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Retribution Haymaker of Vengeance Spicy Fist Caress of Confusion
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by augmenting their party power. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and gin. Profoundly affected by the death of his hamster guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several years getting his ass kicked in a hidden waterfall. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.
Was accepted to Harvard despite excessive body odor because of his burning passion to succeed. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past. Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has no fucking idea what he's doing. "The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?" Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.