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Nitric

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About Nitric

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Mukwonago, WI

Joined: 9 years ago on 01/30/08
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello! So yeah, what to say about me....”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Love playing most sports.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I've been everything from a Computer tech to a Help Desk Analyst to a Head Cook.”

What's your dream job?

“Hmm tie between profesional gamer and sleep study participant ;)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Living?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Been in a couple. Tough to do when you can't be close.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ghost in the Shell”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock/Alternative mainly but I'm pretty open to most genres. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anything and everything to do with computer games, including building gaming rigs of my own. Wii, Xbox,PS3, did I mention I'm a gamer?”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Don't really attend any yet but they look fun. I'm more the gamer side of nerdy =P”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Got room for em all? Well currently Left 4 Dead 2, WoW, Rift, Supreme Commander, Rock Band, Legend of Zelda, Brink, etc”

Steam Nickname

“Nitric43”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Lots, ask me.”

Jaeger Assignment

Nitric is currently piloting VOLCANO VALKYRIE with dreamergurl

VOLCANO VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Thousand-Dropkick Attack Attack of Blood
  • Luck Kick

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians, even during the frenzy of desperate lovemaking. Perhaps that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Flagrant Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's innocent bystanders in order to save money on car insurance. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and tough love. Profoundly aroused by the conversion to Islam of his hamster at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a hidden toy store. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his best friend. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Following the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by his commanding officer.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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