What about half a person, lengthwise?

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Ugh.

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John Booty said:

Are you on the right web site?

I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE ANIME PORNOGRAPHY

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Tulip O'Hare said:


Okay, okay, you're one of the good ones.

I prefer to think of myself as a scofflaw and rule-breaker.

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Tulip O'Hare said:
I'm not racist, but seriously, EVERY white person is a slut. Like ALL of them.

I disagree, it's really hard to get down my pants. I can't even spank it without two fuckin hours of foreplay and a dinner out.

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Lucifer said:


Gimmick or not. You... are a failure.

Lucifer keeps gimmicks down.

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WTF? Steam won't let me add items to my cart. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY THEN GIVE ME KRIEG

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Even the most optimistic system administrator knows that sooner or later she or he will be faced with a major problem.

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I love it when people from Narnia talk shit about Wookkies. Fuckin Wookkies.

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INFP, and that's about as accurate a description of me as you'll ever see. The I is typically mildly expressed (I got game and can hang socially, but it's draining as hell and I need shitloads of alone time to recoup), the rest are fully expressed.

The only times I've gotten other results were when I was bullshitting myself about the answers to some of the questions. It's crucial to go with your initial instinct on batteries like this--if you're thinking about the answers, you're probably lying to yourself.

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Tulip O'Hare said:
If you want a mechanical keyboard, common "starter" models are the Ducky Zero or one of the CM Storm Quickfire keyboards. These will run you at least $70-80 though.

Yeah, I actually browsed Duckies in a bunch of places but saw much higher prices, generally closer to $100 or more, including on Newegg (where I buy pretty much everything except processors--and you're right about the reviews). Haven't looked at the CM Storms yet.

Although free is a great price and I appreciate the offer, I'll probably just go with something mediocre in the interim u ...

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enervated

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Looks like I need a new keyboard as well...my box hangs at bios if legacy USB is enabled, but flies through the whole boot if it's turned off...and then the kb doesn't work.

I guess using a Dell kb with a missing F11 button from 2005 isn't the hottest idea in 2013.

Will be looking at Duckies thanks to this thread...any other suggestions? Das Keyboards are also on my list, but I don't know if I want to buck up that high just for a kb.

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Crystal Castles

GET THE GEMS BENTLEY BEAR

Elevator Action would be awesome too.

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http://...startech.com/...IDE-Adapter-Converter~PATA2SATA3

http://...startech.com/...Adapter-for-HDD-Docks~SAT2IDEADP

We use the second one down for Startech.com and ThermalTake BlacX cradles, but i think the size of most top-down docking stations is universal. YMMV and good luck.

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thetealappeal said:
I technically never lived in PA but did go to college in the burbs.

Plausible deniability and loopholes. I dig your style, kid :3

Boudicca said:
I'm still the King.

Never doubted that for a second.

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http://fractal-design.com/...t&category=2&prod=111

My beautiful new case. Wonderful to work inside, but ridiculously heavy. I've carried fully-rigged servers that were lighter than this case is when empty. BUT IT'S SO QUIET.

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tranoid no ki said:


Alt+F4 in a Metro app closes it though.

Good to know. I was habitually killing them in task manager because i am too lazy to deal with the hover-somewhere-in-the-upper-left-part-of-the-screen-no-not-there bullshit.

I have literally 5 things on my start screen because I find it to be damned near useless.

Keyboard shortcuts really are your best friend for navigating Win8.

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John Booty said:
My hopes are low and I'm tired of hearing about AD even though it's basically my favorite thing ever, so I'm avoiding most of the press and stuff.

Low expectations are the best way to avoid disappointment, but with the whole cast back together and all of them sounding so positive about it (last I checked, admittedly and intentionally long ago), I can't help but have nervous excitement about the entire day of AD with my sister that's forthcoming.

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After 460+ hours, I can't bring myself to play anymore until Krieg drops on May 14th.

Even with all the money I've spent on this game ($60 prepurchase, $30 season pass, $10 for miscellanea) I can't feel ripped off...I've definitely gotten my money's worth.

The same cannot be said for the 45 golden keys I currently have, tho.

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(s)Aint Chimo said:
I'm pregnant and it's your fault. Probably. Paternity test party at BC13!!!!

Bullshit, I was behind seven proxies! There must have been a...stuntcock.

Lucifer said:


No, but thanks for the idea. Next time I am at this chicks house, I am going to totally upperdeck that motherfucker, then I am going to close the valve on the water intake.

You're my hero. I expect pictures.

Johnny Landmine said:
Hi, spinkle!!!

Hi johnn!!

mheart said:
You missed everything!

mheart: I usually do.

[quote=thetealappeal] I ...

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Lucifer said:
Nothing much. I am still trying to poop in as many different toilets as I can.

Now that's what I call a life goal. Please tell me you've upperdecked at least a few of them.

Chicago is a distinct possibility, if I can get off my lazy ass. Southwest owes me a free flight due to shitty service last year \o/

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I expect an annotated list.

Also: Hi, I'm back. Kinda.

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