washeteria

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am a freelance writer of articles, essay, non-fiction, short fiction, various genre bending writing forms, and most importantly comic books.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I make pinatas for profit, cook, drink way too much, read some, and spend way too much time working on a single mix cd that I'll just turn around and give to someone I don't even know who probably doesn't even have the same reasonable taste in music.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a professional writer, which is not as great as it sounds, unless you like shelling out money to travel around to try to convence people to let you follow them around so you can publish your objective opinion about their life.”

What's your dream job?

“Real Doll tester.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Over 14,000 books most of which are stored and maintained by the University of Michigan as a special collection, oh and a house built for bootlegging mobsters.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People made of cookie dough who will make me biscuits and gravy.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They must be for people who really love masturbation, self torture, and disappointment.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“While there are so many I like there are few altely that I love.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The Pixies, The Old 97's, Cake, Thin Lizzy, Avett Bros, Polysics, Mummy the Peepshow, ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I thought I was going to a bunch of them this year, but it may get scaled back so I can work on larger writing pieces.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Disgaea 2 (I like the whole NIS SRPG series), Incredible Crisis, Micro Machines v.4, Thousand Arms, FF Tactics, FF12, also Super Monkey Poop Fight”

Other Online Gaming Info

“If you know me on here feel free to add me on Livejournal, Myspace, Twitter, or Facebook all accounts as washeteria.”