BigBuddha Buster Machine No. 1504
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About BigBuddha Age: 41 Gender: M Location: Elkridge, MD Joined: 16 years ago on 02/27/04 Last Visit: 14 months ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Give me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut, TO GO!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am the buyer for an organic grocery store. ”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think they are a real pain in the ass.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Shit with robots.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Skyrim, Kotor, Limbo, Arkham City”
BigBuddha is currently piloting
MYSTERIOUS MEATBALL with Ashe
MYSTERIOUS MEATBALL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Terrible Fist Jump-Kick Rotund Shoulder Punch of Satisfaction
DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by improving their defensive power. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. Frequently, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the idyllic foothills of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each withering yeast infection was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.
Educated by the school of life where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite killing his mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends. When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by his first grade teacher. "The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?" Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.