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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Bloomington, IN
Joined: 14 years ago on 02/27/04Last Visit: 11 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“I haven't updated this in a while... I'm a musician attending graduate school at Indiana University”
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What do you do for fun?
“Practice the pipe organ and piano, I listen to a ton of music and I love watching movies. I also build model kits, and I'm a Yankee fan”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work at Newsday's calendar listings, play organ for churches, sing in church choirs, do some music gigs sometimes”
What's your dream job?
“To eventually make a living publishing my music and essays on music. I'd like to write a book someday.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“At a wedding dinner, I told my brother the rose-shaped pats of butter were white chocolate. Two seconds later, he got a hell of a surprise”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Classical musicians, movie buffs, people who can hold a conversation”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think they can certainly work with time and energy, and also with maintained contact. It's tough, but I think it's possible if you dedicate yourself.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Gundam's my favorite - Zeta, 0080, Wing, etc., also Azumanga Daioh, Nadia: Secret of the Blue Water, FLCL, Hellsing, anything with a great story and characters”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I love classical, Romanticism, film scores, Verdi and Wagner opera, Bach, Transiberian Orchestra, some classic rock thrown in there”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Aside from watching? I build anime-related model kits, and I love artwork/artbooks from great series”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“I play with a gaming club from time to time, I'm mainly into Super Smash Bros., Soul Calibur and Tekken”
Obsidian is currently piloting PATRIOT JELLYFISH with DeathCom
PATRIOT JELLYFISH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting soldiers by multiplying their weapons power. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and like nothing better than to take a huge shit on some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of encouragement and comic books. Profoundly affected by the conversion to Islam of father because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he learned the secrets of drinking. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.Found himself in a den of thieves where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and is basically doing alright.Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the best stuff since Mike Tyson sexually dominated Barcelona."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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