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Age: 31Gender: MLocation: Louisville, KY
Joined: 8 years ago on 04/17/08Last Visit: 7 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 311 days from now
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“I'm a Louisville Ghostbuster, I probably like G.I.Joe a little too much, and my apartment is cluttered with toys and comic books. Sexy.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Now that my G.I.Joe sleeve is finished, I gotta start my left sleeve: Ghostbusters, bitch. I play D&D weekly, and I spend my nights reading comics and being a forum troll.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work for Charter Communications. I help with wireless internet. I'm a college drop out. I rock.”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Other than getting kicked out of Morehead State University for throwing a flaming sponge at a shower curtain, and catching the boys dorm on fire? Nothing.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone, I suppose.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Good ole Spike.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“A lot. The Clash, The Pogues, and AC/DC. The people's punk.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“So, I'm a D&D gamer who has failed at talking his friends into running a Cowboy Bebop themed campaign. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Fallout 3 anyone? I also enjoy some good Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, and Resident Evil. ”
SolidSnakeEyes is currently piloting LEGENDARY PUNISHER with 1-Up
LEGENDARY PUNISHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by upgrading their defensive power. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Panty Raid, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a homeless man. Deeply devastated by the cyborg conversion of family dog while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.Became high school valedictorian despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with sizzling brutality, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", he soon gained the praise of perverts all over the world.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by by popular demand."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at everything if he stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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