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Chronotology

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About Chronotology

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Lawrenceville, GA

Joined: 16 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 3 months ago
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Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

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Jaeger Assignment

Chronotology is currently piloting CREEPY WOMBAT with Rei_chan

CREEPY WOMBAT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Triple-Punch Barrage
  • Nimble Stomp of Playfulness

DOSSIER: Job is to support basically anybody who asks by improving their defensive capabilities. At times, experienced Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of encouragement and tough love. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Each surpising moment was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Bruce Lee destroyed nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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