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About Suspicious

Age: 27
Gender: M
Location: Seattle, WA

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello, I'm Suspi. I do a lot of photography, and I love to give out photoshoots at cons. I also convention hop a lot, so you might've seen me from some in the CA area.”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“Photography, Web Design, a little online gaming”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am at Cal Poly now! Woot! I also interned at Yahoo! I'm interning at NetApp this summer :)”

What's your dream job?

“I dunno yet. Something that involves a lot of traveling and exciting events. Idealy, I will be in an airport every week or two. I'm an adventurer.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I've crossplayed before... I posted nude pictures on OB before FOPs were implemented.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Hmmm... I like to meet an open minded person who's willing to talk about anything.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Long distance friendships are okay, but long distance relationships are too hard to maintain.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GURREN LAGANN is my new favorite. FMP: Fumoffu is awesome. Now I'm mainly following anything my friends happen to show me. Kare Kano and Azumanga Daioh are old favorites.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds. My particular favorites are Trance and Techno”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I try to cosplay when I can, but I mainly download series and go to cons.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go to a lot of bay area conventions. I've been to Fanime, Anime Overdose, JTAF, AX, and Yaoi-con. I staff at J-rock Con. I plan on going to ALA next.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Hmmm... I love RPG games. I'm also a fair bit heavy into FPS games like Quake, but I hate CS -.- WoW was my obsession for a while there. Puzzle games are my favorite.”

Steam Nickname

“ahsizara”

Other Online Gaming Info

“TF2, World of Warcraft, Warcraft 3”

Jaeger Assignment

Suspicious is currently piloting LUMBERJACK FACEPUNCHER with Tsuki No Neko

LUMBERJACK FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Multiple Machete
  • Sweaty Butt Haymaker

DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply tricky counseling services to civilians. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Nightmare, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing fried chicken recipe to prolong this war for human survival. Impervious to party drugs. During the Battle Of Paris, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and gin. Life threw a fucking curveball when nipples were eaten by his little brother. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed at Sweet Valley High where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and has been making some pretty good progress.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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