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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Sherman Oaks, CA
Joined: 9 years ago on 06/20/08Last Visit: 3 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“"I do not like the cone of shame"”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Your mom. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Logistics Manager for GC Pro by day and Post Production sound editor by, uh, day as well?”
What's your dream job?
“One that permits large ammount of sleep. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Ask me about the first time I had sex. Better yet ask Reilly, he tells stories much better than I do...”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Entertain me, make me smile, fuck me, make me laugh, tell me something I don't know, shed some light on the human condition. Be more compelling than my furniture. Give me a reason to remember your name and not just your face. Fuck wallflowers.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“They're making a live action version of Akira?!?! God help us...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Ricoh 2A03/2A07 also see TB-303, Nails, The Sword, good progressive, good techno, good game music (Uematsu all over my face plz)”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Eh, just the basics these days. No anime or manga. Just too many games to list. I still hold a candle for Acrophobia. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Dragon Con, Bootycon 2011”
Into games? List your favorites!
“The list is too long. Always love FF games, Quakeworld, CS, Portal, Mass Effect 2, League of Legends, love a good puzzle game. I miss anything in the SCUMM vein. ”
Other Online Gaming Info
“League of Legends, Starcraft 2 an MMO here and there. Counterstrike, Quakeworld to round it up.”
triM is currently piloting MERMAID MAIDEN with Canada
MERMAID MAIDEN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply perilous blowjobs to basically anybody who asks. Impervious to melancholy. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to unleash devastating attacks while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. Greatly affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a filthy alley. Each erotic moment was a step toward being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with unbeatable brutality, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of commanders.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.Critics have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded Barcelona."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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