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Xais

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About Xais

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Somerset, NJ

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am a man of confidence and pride. I'm honest, flawed, eccentric, patient, tough, but most of all, human. Also a reverend and a war vet! ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Walk blind people into walls, drink, prank, and whatever catches my whim. Love me some comic books. I gather too many to list.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Driver.”

What's your dream job?

“Grim reaper.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I teabagged the Batmobile while dressed as Guy Gardner at Anime Next. He shouldn't have said Green Lanterns suck.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The kind that is female and has always been female. Someone who's easy to communicate with, trustworthy, not psycho in the bad way.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It takes a LOT of patience to do that. I'm only dating within the tri-state area.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“One piece, Houshin Engi, Gintama, D.Greyman, Death Note, Bobobo Bo-bobo, Naruto, Bakuretsu Hunters, Flame of Recca, Beserk, Nadesico, MAR, Get Backers, Battle Royale, Trigun, Hellsing, Sexy commando gaiden sugoiyo!!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Classic Punk, ska, comedy, folk (Very few), some rock, 80's. Play country and something bad will happen. Verily!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Cosplaying of course! Collecting hats, wigs and stuff, anime figures and little trinkets.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Animenext, Otakon, NY comic fest”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Dynasty Warriors, Rival Schools, Marvel vs Capcom 2, WoW”

Jaeger Assignment

Xais is currently piloting MAJESTY BLIZZARD with Kaze

MAJESTY BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mysterious Taint Bash
  • Spicy Kick

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Often, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to explode some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by loving parents in the idyllic foothills of an average American small town. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several seconds fucking people up in a secret homeless shelter. Each surpising day was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled in a den of thieves where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with surprising brutality, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of his master.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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