Kaze is currently piloting MAJESTY BLIZZARD with Xais
MAJESTY BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Mysterious Taint Bash
Spicy Kick
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Often, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to explode some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the tranquil suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.
Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.
Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by by popular demand.
"You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything she taught you and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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