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About supaaren

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Hampstead, MD

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/02/04
Last Visit: 18 days ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey, I'm some bitch fresh back from wasting 1/3 of her life in Japan. Will continue being a bitchy cosplayer.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I sacrifice my soul to the cosplay gods.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Looking for a job -_-”

What's your dream job?

“One in which I can exchange labor for both currency and happiness.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I made a youtube video about a foot peeling product for my girlfriends to see since they wanted to know if it was effective. It went semi-viral on reddit. It was a bit awkward.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Somebody who can make a fuel tank combust by looking at it.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Pointless.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Electronic, rock, shoegaze, dreampop, chiptunes... ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“OH GOD VIDEO GAMES. MGS, FF, CT, Suikoden, The Witcher, Mass Effect, Borderlands, Dragon Age, shit I just LOVE GAMES.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“None right now.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“See above”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Civ V, Destiny 2”

Jaeger Assignment

supaaren is currently piloting VALKYRIE GUARDIAN with LeeChan

VALKYRIE GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Overwhelming Cudgel of Desperation
  • Arm-Mounted Battle-Axe Volley

DOSSIER: Role is to supply strategic offense intended to insult the Kaiju by destroying their faces. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient aggressive handjob technique to end erectile dysfunction. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Sometimes, spiritual advisors have complimented the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and live to break some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Somewhat devastated by the painful goiter loss of father when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of martial arts. Each erotic moment was a step away from being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Was accepted to Harvard despite excessive body odor because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by the President of what remained of the world.

"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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