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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Arroyo Grande, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/02/04Last Visit: 11 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“You can buy me a burrito with some beans and rice, but that won't get you into pants paradise.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I eat cookies. A lot. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Training Specialist. I tell people what to do. It's incredibly satisfying.”
What's your dream job?
“Writer. Professional Shopper. Run a classy as fuck tea house.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I had cancer, then I didn't. Then I did again, and now I dont. AAAANNNNDDD its back again! Oops, gone again!”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Love and tradition of a grand design.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Not a problem anymore! Phew! That was close!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Full Metal Alchemist, Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Tenchi Muyo, Oh my Goddess, Escaflowne, Excel Saga, Sailor Moon (sorry I love old school!) Pretear, Utena, Mononoke Hime, ANYTHING Takahashi”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Classic rock :) Rush, Meatloaf, Pat Benetar, Old Madonna, 80s shtuff, generic J-rock (Gackt, L'arc, Camino), Broadway musicals (I KNOW..), Sting, Nsync, Christina Agulera. Im wierd”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I game. I cosplay. I anime.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I do go to conventions because NERD”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Man, I dig that bejeweled!”
Mrs. Mink is currently piloting JUGGERNAUT ERECTION with Kanchi
JUGGERNAUT ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to soldiers. Cannot be damaged by violent Kaiju. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with mongooses in the affluent swamps of an average American small town. Somewhat affected by the death of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the art of mayhem. Each sexual fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with sizzling passion, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretentious assholes everywhere.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite "accidentally" killing her best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by by popular demand."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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