Daitenshi is currently piloting TWITTERPATED BULL with Tech Bromancer
TWITTERPATED BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Overwhelming Cannon
Foot-Mounted Battle-Axe
DOSSIER: Job is to unleash overwhelming offense designed to annihilate the Kaiju by pulverizing their limbs. Cannot be damaged by fire-based caresses. At times, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their sexual health. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the affluent slums of Pittsburgh. Profoundly aroused by the death of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Each surpising day was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.
Educated by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.
Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to curing AIDS and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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